Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. -Author Unknown
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. -Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. -Woody Allen
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. -Robert Byrne
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. -William B. Yeats
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. -Author Unknown
A dirty book is rarely dusty. -Author Unknown
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. -Don Schrader
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. -William H. Masters
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. -Marlene Dietrich
