I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -Rita Rudner
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. -Peter De Vries
Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. -Ambrose Bierce
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. -Nathaniel Hawthorne
Divorce: The past tense of marriage. -Author Unknown
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. -Doug Larson
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night. -Paul Hornung
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. -Barnett R. Brickner
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. -Benjamin Disraeli
In a time when nothing is more certain than change, the commitment of two people to one another has become difficult and rare. Yet, by its scarcity, the beauty and value of this exchange have only been enhanced. -Robert Sexton
