MySpace Funny Quotes

If the minimum wasnt acceptable it wouldnt be called the minimum. -George Muncaster


Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. -Jim Davis


Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language. -George Bernard Shaw


I just thought of something funny...your mother. -Cheech Marin


Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. -Peter Ustinov


One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool. -Edgar Watson Howe


Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -Lyric from Frank Zappa's Be-Bop Tango


Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. One lion said to the other ... Does this taste funny to you? -Unknown


Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers


My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. -Paul Getty