I don't do drugs. I am drugs. -Salvador Dali
All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. -Thomas Szasz
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. -Rob Stampfli
Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. -John Hardwick
If God dropped acid, would he see people? -Steven Wright
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. -P.J. O'Rourke
Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. -Abbie Hoffman
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. -Lily Tomlin
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. -Author Unknown
A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. -Eric Hodgins
