Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. -Mac McCleary
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. -Mary Ellen Kelly
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. -Peter De Vries
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. -Author Unknown
A city that outdistances man's walking powers is a trap for man. -Arnold Toynbee
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. -Author Unknown
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. -American Proverb
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. -Author Unknown
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -Author Unknown
