There is still no cure for the common birthday. -John Glenn
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. -Chili Davis
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. -Sam Ewing
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. -George Bernard Shaw
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -Author Unknown
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. -Author Unknown
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. -Mark Twain
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. -Don Marquis
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. -Dan Bennett
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. -Charles Schulz
