You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. -Jim Bouton
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. -Ted Williams
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. -Dave Barry
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. -Rogers Hornsby
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. -Earl Wilson
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. -Bob Lemon
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. -Al Gallagher
Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living. -Phil Linz
When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." -Willie Stargell
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. -Rogers Hornsby
